Another episode of: What it’s like to be a computer guy
It is time for another episode of “What it’s like to be a computer guy!”
Disclaimer: The following account is a generalization and does not reflect any specific person or problem. This account is not intended to embarrass or upset anyone, it is simply intended to be a look into the world of what it is actually like to be a computer guy.
Scenario: I am running about 20 minutes late to my next appointment. I called 15 minutes ago and said I would be five minutes late.
As I get into my car I decided to use the time between appointments to check my messages.
“You have six new messages… Message 1. ‘Hi this is ________________ and I can’t get anything to print…”
Sounds like something simple that I can diagnose over the phone on the way.
“Press 8 to return this call…”
I press 8.
“We’re sorry this party does not accept unidentified calls, please hang up, enable caller ID and try again.”
This should be quick so I pull over and write the number down and dial. I get back on the road as the phone rings.
“Hello…”
Hi This is Adam the computer guy. You called and said you can’t print anything. Have solved the problem yet?
“No.”
Do you have a quick second to write down some instructions?
At this point I am almost to my appointment.
“Just a second I need to get a pen.”
Short pause.
“OK, I’m back.”
OK, write this down: First, you will need to turn off your computer and your printer.
“OK, just a second…”
No! just write the steps down…. Hello? hello?
“OK, I’m back. It’s shutting down.”
Good. Now, I’m getting ready to go into an appointment so just write these steps down and I will call you back to see if it worked when I get done with my appointment.
“OK, it’s off now what?”
Alright, now write this down. Step 2. unplug the cable that connects the printer to the computer.
“My computer doesn’t have one.”
Yes it does.
“No, I’ve never used it.”
Have you printed before?
“Yes, it was printing just fine yesterday.”
What did you print?:
“Some email’s that my daughter sent me.”
OK, then there is definitely a cable connecting your printer to your computer. Do you want to just schedule a time for me to come by? I figured this would go quick but your computer might have some other problems.
“Oh! There’s the cable.”
Good. Now write this down. You are going to unplug that cable.
“OK, just a second *clunk*…”
No just write this down…. Hello? hello? (2 minutes goes by)
“OK it’s disconnected, now what?”
OK, I have to go into my next appointment so just write this down. Step 3.Turn your computer and printer back on.
“OK, just a second I need to find the buttons…”
This goes on for 12 minutes. In the end the problem isn’t fixed, I am nearly an hour late to an appointment and absolutely no notes were taken. And the last sentence before we say goodbye is often the same…
“It didn’t work. Now, tell me what we did so I can try it again before I have you come out for an appointment…”