New iPod shuffle – why can’t it just be a rumor?

The new iPod Shuffle is tiny, but it also requires special headphones and features Steven Hawking voice overs.
Engadget has posted these images and video of the new iPod Shuffle. It is 4GB and very tiny, it also requires special headphones.
Rather than providing a very tiny LED readout of songs and playlists, they have hired Steven Hawking to talk over your music while it is playing – like a bad DJ who talks over the vocals.
Apples redesigned iPod shuffle hits 4GB, talks to you updated with video.