Nov 24 2010

Woman annoys neighbors by getting locked in bathroom for three weeks

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So, this woman was stuck in a bathroom for three weeks where she survived by drinking tap water. She tried to bang on the pipes to get attention but the tapping just made the neighbors mad enough to launch a petition to fix the noise.

Woman stuck in bathroom for three weeks – ABC News (Australian Broadcasting Corporation).


Nov 24 2010

A government official, planned parenthood, a loaded gun, an online girlfriend – nothing newsworthy

Loaded Gun
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This is what happens when you get all of the elements of a good news story but have no story to tell.

Thomas Hackbarth, a GOP state representative with a loaded gun parks in a plan parenthood parking lot while he looks for a girl he met online. This sounds like a great story, except:

  • He had a permit
  • He is in the process of a divorce
  • He didn’t know the area or realize where he had parked
  • He never found the girl he was looking for
  • He told the truth about the situation, no charges were filed and he was given his loaded gun back

Armed lawmaker stopped by police in Highland Park | StarTribune.com.


Nov 24 2010

How about some classy entertainment news

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OK, so here’s the story. The Sex PistolsJohnny Rotten farted while riding in first class on an Australian airline. Also in first class was the lead “singer” for Jamiroquoi (they had a popular video in the 90s) who complained because the farts stinked.

And that’s the story. Meanwhile North Korea plans to blow us all up.

CANOE — JAM! Music: Lydon smelled Rotten on flight.


Nov 24 2010

Dog that saved soldier’s life accidentally euthanized

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The dog survived war and saved a soldiers life. The dog was rescued and even featured on Oprah. The dog was a hero. The dog was euthanizes by an Arizona animal shelter employee who did not follow proper protocol.

Hero dog from Afghanistan mistakenly killed – Health – Pet health – msnbc.com.


Nov 22 2010

Watercooler All-stars podcast – Episode 014 – Blackout in a podcast

In this episode we discuss everything.

Here are a few select topics that you will learn more about by listening to this episode:

  • The new TSA screening policies
  • Is Kate a better dancer than Bristol?
  • Blackout in a Can
  • The missile conspiracy and Chinese submarines
  • Paying off spending is hard to do
  • Much much much more

Nov 12 2010

Lose weight with the new Twinkie diet!

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Twinkies with Little Debbie chasers are a great way to lose weight.

Nutrition Professor Loses 26 Pounds On “Twinkie” Diet.


Nov 12 2010

Government removes paperclips and tweezers from science kits

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Chemicals are dangerous and so are scissors, paperclips.

Kids’ science kits may take hit from safety ruling – Yahoo! News.


Nov 12 2010

US says we’re sorry we gave you Syphilis

The headline says it all.

U.S. Apologizes for STD Study That Infected Guatemalans With Syphilis in 1940s – ABC News.


Nov 12 2010

Man gets vengence for speeding ticket by buying police department’s domain

The police department let their domain expire and one tech-savvy man with a speeding ticket found a way to  take advantage of the other kind of traffic. The man’s new website is located exactly where the Bluff City Police Department’s site used to be. However, it now offers wonderful information about the various traffic cameras around the city and other public services that the department was previously not providing.

Man Buys Police Department’s Domain Name After Getting Ticket | Raw Justice.


Nov 12 2010

Woman claims she won lottery but husband tossed the ticket

A woman claims to have matched all numbers to win the recent £113 million EuroMillions lottery. She said that her husband threw way the ticket but she wrote down the numbers on a scratch pad as proof of her winnings.

Euromillions pensioner claims she won lottery jackpot but husband binned ticket | Mail Online.