Aug 18 2010

Suspect in iPad and pinky theft attempts to arrange hit on victim

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A SUSPECT who ALLEGEDLY stole an iPad from a Cherry Creek shopper which resulted in the amputation of the victim’s pinky finger has now ALLEGEDLY attempted to arrange a hit on his victim. Offers hit man his services as a bank robber – in writing.

If only there were more evidence to convict this guy.

Suspect in Cherry Creek iPad theft charged with asking for hit on victim


Aug 18 2010

Glenn Beck, Sarah Palin attempt to fill Martin Luther King Jr.s shoes

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Glenn Beck will be holding his “Restoring Honor” rally in Washington D.C. on the anniversary of Martin Luther King Jr.‘s “I have a dream” speech. Coincidentally, the rally will be held on the same steps that King delivered the speech.

Beck is insuring that during the rally “There will be absolutely no politics involved.” To insure an apolitical atmosphere, Beck has invited Sarah Palin and a number of other conservative individuals who happen to have political backgrounds.

Glenn Beck’s plans rally on hallowed date and spot spurs countermarches


Aug 18 2010

Southwest Airlines provides new service for abusive parents

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A Southwest Airlines flight attendant provided a different seat for a one-year-old girl who was slapped by her mother aboard a flight. The girl had become upset and the mother attempted to help her daughter quiet down by slapping her.

When the mother’s technique didn’t work, the flight attendant used the Southwest method. The child was escorted to a different seat and entertained until she could calm down and sit with her mother.

No charges were filed.

Mother slaps baby on Southwest flight – KRQE NEWS


Aug 18 2010

Tonight on Punk’d Ashton puts Vicks, KY and nail polish in victims eyes

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Ian Mahoney thought it would be a funny prank to put Vicks, KY and nail polish in Nicola Parle’s eyes while she was sleeping. When she woke up, she discovered that she couldn’t open her eyes and apparently she “freaked”.

Ian is not going to serve a 10 month sentence because one girl couldn’t take a joke.

Nail varnish ‘joke’ leads to jail term after flatmate ‘freaked out’ – The Herald


Aug 18 2010

Non-Christians find evangelicals slightly more respectable than prostitutes

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Christian-sponsored research indicates that Christians are not very popular.

The story contains the following quote:

“There’s no longer evidence for a need of God, even less of Christ.  The so-called traditional churches look like they are dying.”

- Pope Benedict XVI

The Sad State of Religion in the U.S. – iNewp.com


Aug 18 2010

Be careful with what you put in your letters from prison

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Billy Ray White did not make parole again this year. It could have been because the police are especially mean and won’t let him out because they don’t like him.

Or, it could be because he has been writing letters signed “Charles Manson” which threaten to turn his original victim’s daughter’s head into a flowerpot after he carves her up.

White still holds out hope that he will be paroled from his two consecutive life 10 year sentences.

Family uses killer’s letters to keep him behind bars – CNN.com


Aug 18 2010

RC Cola has delivery trucks and other news

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An Oklahoma City man was recently arrested for threatening customers at a Chili’s while wearing shorts that exposed his buttocks and front parts. Police caught the man as he attempted to get away in an RC Cola delivery truck.

The perpetrator, Dominick Christian Thayer has a history with the police including 11 years of accumulated prison time for DUI, larceny, second-degree burglary, indecent exposure, etc. He is also a registered sex offender.

Oklahoma City man exposes genitals, threatens Chili’s customers and attempts to steal soda truck, police say – NewsOK.com


Aug 18 2010

Chinese create coin-operated park benches

Chinese park bench of death

China has discovered a way to combat the worldwide plague of park bench hogging. Coin-operated park benches allow you to sit comfortably for a time that the Chinese government has determined is a reasonable amount of rest. After time is up, metal spikes shoot out from the seat. The spikes are reportedly “too short to cause any serious harm”.

The Chinese in responsible for the invention surprisingly go the idea from the work of a German artist.

New benches are a pain in the *** – Orange News


Aug 18 2010

Law school is a scam – graduates earn less than $140k starting salary

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Law school is expensive and graduates are beginning to complain that law degrees are useless. Graduates who expected high starting pay and lots of perks are discovering that jobs are scarce. Of course, it’s the law school’s fault that there are no jobs.

Irate law school grads say they were misled about job prospects – nj.com


Aug 18 2010

Two words: Baptism Brawl

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Two men were arrested in Indianapolis due to a fight that broke out after a baptism ceremony.

One man was charged with public intoxication and resisting arrest and the other was arrested for driving without a license. The incident required pepper spray.

Christians of all denominations should consider this incident when choosing how to celebrate their renewed dedication to the Lord.

IMPD arrests 2 after post-baptism brawl – INDYSTAR.com